Acneboy
2003-02-28 12:43 p.m.
Envy

Had lunch at Shelly's workplace in the mall today. There's a merchandise display in the center of the store where her boss had placed a framed 8x10 of President Bush next to a framed accolade from the Republican Congressional something-or-another commending her boss's promotion of republican ideas and whatnot. OK, nothing too out of the ordinary there, except of course that her boss is so gay his ass is equipped with a rainbow launcher!!!1 Did you ever see that episode of The Simpsons where the gay republicans are holding a meeting to decide what their symbol should be and the pink elephant balloon that (I think) Bart and Lisa were chasing floats through their office? I guess there's a chance he isn't gay. Maybe a can of hairspray accidentally explodes on his head every morning, teasing his hair to poofy perfection. Maybe his shiny plum colored suit got that way because some fairy dust got mixed in with his laundry detergent when he washed it!