I got a postcard! Gots me a postcard! Did you get a postcard? Probably not! Number of postcards you got: 0. Me: 1. Maybe someone will send you a postcard one day; unlikely. DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH! Would you like to read my postcard? You can pretend it's addressed to you:

IT'S TIME FOR YOUR RETAINER CHECK-UP!
THERE WILL BE AN OFFICE VISIT CHARGE.

I listened to The Clash on the way to my parent's house yesterday. It was a loud, angry, mealy-mouthed F U to the wax-filled United States of My Ears. Except for Police and Thieves; that was just gay... REGGAE LOLO!!!1

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers DVD is out tomorrow. My ring doesn't make me invisible, it just makes my finger weigh more. So tired. Fingers toooo heavy.