Hang out at Borders! Dah dah dah! That's what we do! It's our HOME! We live here! So should youuuuuuuu! Everyday you come here we're here too! You're here to buy books and crap and converse in the cafe... We're here to sit outside and look DUMB all damn DAYYY! Are we homeless? NO! We told you Borders is our home! Where do we go when Borders closes? Oh baby will you please lend me your comb?? Well let's DANCE!

Number of times I've armed myself with a Star Wars blaster rifle toy before investigating strange noises at night: ??