Do you want to be my friend? I must warn you, most of my friendships end with you punching me in the face before getting dragged away to the principal's office while I shout "SUCK MY DICGH FAGHH!" at you through swollen, bloodied lips. I looked at this one guy's profile and laughed heartily at the photo of him with the dildo sticking out of his pants; now, though, I'm pretty sure it was his penis.