Acneboy
2003-12-04 9:52 p.m.
It sucked but in a normal way

Spike TV aired their First Annual Video Game Awards tonight, video games's version of the Academy Awards with the acceptance speeches replaced with tits, and whatever stupid thing Robin Williams was going to do replaced with a pro-wrestling match and more tits. You may have thought the result wasn't a worthy tribute to the hobby defined by the billions of man-hours culturally-refined gamers have put into collecting magic leather jerkins, or the exponentially smaller amount of time they've spent killing make-believe hookers. Just to remind you that what took place was merely the status quo, here's a pic from this year's Electronic Entertainment Expo, the most important event in the video game industry:

[Awww crap I couldn't find any pictures to illustrate my point. Instead, look at this picture and pretend that limecat is Gary Coleman and the little wooden cat on its head is a battle mage with really big tits.]