Speaking of poop, I watched ``The Longest Day'' last night. I'm not sure how long this movie is but one thing is for certain, it is atleast two hours long. After two hours i was unable to subject myself to anymore dry dialogue mixed in with stock footage. This movie is regarded as a wonderfully detailed depiction of D-Day by many. I suppose that's true, but it simply fails to entertain. This movie has the glorious distinction of making me rather read the book while simultaneously pretending that i know how to read, and this is coming from someone who a) hates to read, and b) doesn't know how to read. I hope the book has one of those sections in the middle with a bunch of pictures.

Some might say that i need to take into account the year (1962) this movie was made. and to them i say ``dont like my driving? call 1-800-eat-poop.''
``Lawrence of Arabia'' isn't great for a movie that was made in 1962, it's simply great. timeless and breathtaking.