Acneboy
2001-10-12 1:52 p.m.
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hi! it looks like raevyn and i will have a place to live soon. this is very good news. i mean, it's not like we've been living in a box or anything, but i'd actually much prefer a box to being in the same house as raevyn's grandmother. i can take that idea further, and i will. it is my recommendation that her grandmother should live in the box, instead of me, not because she deserves to, but because the shape of her posture (think an upside-down "L") is what boxes were designed to contain. and if someone should happen to mail the box to a museum with a label reading "NOMAD STATUE. NOT FRAGILE. SHAKE LOTS." then that's okay too.

Anyway, we'll have a place to live, and perhaps two cars. which means we'll be ever closer to the american dream. my gay uncle who lives in sacremento with his bf resides in the suburbs and drives a bmw, he is the idea american methinks. he's a dr. of internal medicine. isnt that neat?

i have to pee pretty bad now. i cant hold it any longer. ill try not to pee in the women's bathroom this time.