And in other news I was behind a lady at walmart and she was buying cigarettes with an EBT card. Poor people have more futuristic money than me! I still pay with wrinkled dollar bills.

My new layout is nearly finished. It's done completely with stylesheets which I thought would be fun but it turned out to be a major pain in your crotch. I've tested it with a few popular, recent version browsers and it works OK. Sorry if the change has made it impossible for you to read all the hilarious things I spend 3 hours coming up with everytime I make an entry. But since you can't read this your mom is a cunt. I spent 2 hours coming up with that last sentence so the jokes on me.