I got a haircut yesterday. Now my hair looks so good if you saw me on the street you wouldn't even be able to tell that I can't read. Or do division: 9 / 4 = ???; see? 'Blog': stupid word. Blog concept: dumb. Too self-referential. Need to divert attention away from self... YOU USE A STOLEN COPY OF PHOTOSHOP! ADMIT IT! 90% of all homeless people used to be programmers for Adobe. Now they live on the street where they are mystified by my beautiful haircut. YOU put them there you thief!

George Lucas: asshole.