Anyway, the letter came in an envelope decorated with commie bears, or "pandas." I actually raised my arms high in the air and made quotes with my fingers as i said "pandas" in my head, which probably freaked out my office mate.

She informed raevyn and I of all the neat technologies japan employs to maintain superiority over the united states. technologies such as wearing special slippers when going to the bathroom, and wearing less special slippers when using the bathroom of a socially inferior citizen. Another technology they make use of is called not-having-mormons.

She also wrote about a japanese punk band that sings songs about smelling girls underwear.

Raevyn and I are going to oregon in august. any place with a name that sounds like something thats in my body has got to be worth visiting.