Dear fan(s?) of me,

I discovered that someone who works in the same field as myself could uncover my true identity. To be honest it isn't very well hidden to begin with, what with websites linking to my diary using my real name and all. One consequence of this is that my diary's guestbook can no longer be used for coordinating attacks with other members of my terrorist cell. The other consequence is that I've decided to delete all the entries where I called astronomers fags and/or rapped about astronomers being fags. Unfortunately this leaves only two entries remaining.

So please enjoy reading about that time I ate a sandwich and that time I didn't sing a song I made up called "Astrofags" while taking a shower.